This will happen this weekend

I'm feeling real psychic so here's what will happen this weekend (I obvioulsy can't leave the Shit Splash post at the top over the weekend):

1. The Jazz will beat the Lakers.


2. The Lakers will beat the Jazz.


3. Many mothers will be forgotten, many remembered and many loved. Don't forget yours, it's embarrassing for all of us when you do.


4. I will win tons of funds at poker. Approximately $2,847.

Have a good weekend y'all. Be safe. Good luck. Happy mama's day.