Entourage

I'm looking forward to the new season of Entourage.

Here's a somewhat old story that happened in the last year. It was funny.

I'm at this club called "Area," which is a 'hollywood' club where they do their best to keep cats like me out of the club and have paparazzi and shit all outside the door.

I'm waiting for someone to come out and get me so I can go into the club and these two Australian dudes start asking me "where's the line?"

I'm like "Honestly, I don't even think there's a line here. You just gotta know someone who can get you in. Do you guys know who you're looking for?"

And they're like "No, we just heard about it on Entourage. We've been trying to go everywhere in Entourage since we've been on vacation in L.A. We've already been to Amoeba, Earth Cafe, etc. etc."

So I'm like "Hmmm. That's definitely not gonna work. You know what you should do? Just go to the chick standing over there (with a guest list). Tell her that you guys are from Australia (they have thick accents) filming a movie for the next three months. Tell her your agent told you to come here when you got a free night and see what she says."

So they walk over there and try it and she lets them in without a second look. Fifteen minutes later while my dumb ass is still waiting outside I hear her telling another door guy "I just love Australians!"

Once I got inside the Aussies bought me a drink and they were doing well for themselves with the chicks but it's hilarious how L.A. operates.