Some Hilarious Sh*t

Last night we hit like three bars up. I was with my boy Ike and one of his friends and after we left Circle Bar in Venice Beach we consolidated cars and left her car there at Circle Bar.

Around 1:30 a.m. after stopping at Temple Bar and Zanzibar we returned to Circle Bar to drop her off at her car.

We park in front of her car in the spot closest to the corner. She gets in her car and Ike and I are about to get in our car when an SUV pulls over in front of Ike's car and begins to reverse, as if they're parking.

I can tell that they're not going to stop reversing until they hit Ike's car.

And sure enough, they reversed right into his car.

We look at the front of his car and it doesn't look like there's much damage.



Then the driver gets out of her car. She's kind of cute and visibly drunk.

We ask if she's okay.

The first thing that comes out of her mouth is:

"Do you guys have any weed to smoke?"

At this point Ike and I both break out and start laughing. She was dead serious.

So then Ike asks me if I have my camera with me so I can take pictures just in case there's damage.

So I take a couple pictures of the front of his car and the back of her car.

This is when her friend emerges from the passenger seat, sees me taking pictures and jumps on the hood of his car and starts posing like she's in Lowrider Magazine.





This was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life.

I don't think that these chicks even knew they hit Ike's car.