I'm home right now in Seattle where I grew up. Flew in tonight and now I'm at my mom's studio (she's an artist).
I know things were somewhat slow on the backdoor straight this week but next week will be better, I promise.
Does anyone know the best method to holler at a fine girl on an airplane? It seems like every time I'm on the plane there's at least one fine chick but it's almost impossible to get at her.
The good news is on my way to the airport I stopped at Hollywood Park, which is about two miles from LAX, and came up 910. How? Well that's the great part.
Me: AA in small blind.
Two limpers
Me: Raise to $70
One caller
Flop: AA6 (orgasm)
Check, check
Turn: 9
Me: Bet $40
Call.
River: King
Me: Bet $75
Villain: Raise to $250 (2nd Orgasm)
Me: All-in
Villain: Call, curse, throws 99 at the dealer and leaves
Yeeeeee
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How so? I don't expect too much from me..." - Joe Budden
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3 comments:
Ironic. I busted out of a tourney on Full Tilt yesterday when someone with pocket 9s pushed all-in against my pocket Aces and then caught a 9 on the flop.
Man, I've NEVER been on a plane with a hot chick. I actually started keeping track a coulpe years ago when I realized I'd never run game at 30,000 feet.
I think it's cuz I'm Jewish.
They all ride the bus. I took a Greyhound to Baltimore once when I was like 14. Almost messed myself looking at some of the chicks on the bus with me.
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