Yelp and Life

Does anyone know what "Yelp" is? I just started an account there. It's a business reviewing website where you have personal accounts.

Anyways my goal is to turn that place upside down. How? I have no idea.

I'm all about having fun, making other people laugh at me, whatever. So I'm just going to do ridiculous reviews of ridiculous things.

Here's the catch: You can only review businesses. This sucks. But I plan to review different poker players, casinos, strip clubs, everything you can name your boy is going to break it down hardcore.

Here's my link: http://www.kevlew.yelp.com/

Great, just more time for me to waste on the net.

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Aight I hate to say this but, I haven't played poker in the last two days.

Actually, I lied. We played after work yesterday in the conference room. We played SEVEN four-handed sit n go's and I lost every single one. In six of them I was the first person out. It was pretty sick and lucky for me we were only playing for $5 a pop. Still, 0-7 was pretty sorry. I turned my chips in on a couple draws, pocket kings (death to quad eights) and the rest I don't remember. I did win $1 in craps but lost $5 in "Bok Deng" and $5 in high card (yeah I know, degenerate) so I was -$44 overall. And I bought these bastards pizza.

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Wednesday night was interesting. I went out to "Wokano" in Pasadena with someone that I met last Saturday. I would say she's a free throw. Maybe like a deep jumper. It was crazy because I met her when I was drunk and it turns out we are like opposites but we still had a good time. She's into like classic rock and indie (Depeche Mode, etc.), while I'm a strictly hip hop guy. So we had sushi and had some jack and cokes. Nothing more because....

After that I had to go to my boy Vas's birthday party, which was off thee hook. Seriously though. I was there for an hour and saw about Fifteen three pointers plus a lot of my old friends from USC were present. Faded T was in full effect by the time I got there and I think he struck out about seventeen times but the boy was swingin for the fences every time. I have to give him some credit.

Last night we had a softball game after the poker and I hit a grand slam and a three-run home run although they were pretty illegitimate since the other team couldn't catch the ball.

Tonight I'm going hard at Hollywood Park. Tomorrow I am too. It's going to go...down.

And finally, a tribute to Big Time's favorite movie, this is "OJ's Eleven"