Weekend On Full Tilt

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This post is poker only. And online only. If you are not interested in poker at all, stop reading here.

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I know my bankroll management is horrible, if you are offended or disgusted by BR mismanagement, stop reading here.

Okay. So just like last weekend, I decided that I wanted to just go for it this weekend and I definitely tried and although I made some good money for a low-limit player, I was unsuccessful in making my millions.

Just to sum up the weekend, I played a ton of head's up. I was all over the place, from $1/2 up to $5/10. I was actually very successful at $5/10 but I did lose a fair amount (nearly $1k) in tournament buy-in's as I took a shot at the Aussie Millions satellite for $500. I really don't know what happend but I pretty much donk'd off a HUGE chip lead that I had in the early going when I tripled up with 44 over KQ and AA on a Qx4 flop to knock both players out. I had like 10k when the next stack was 6k and only 75 people were in the tourney. It was actually pretty shameful. My game is nice but I really need to improve my tournament play so that I can turn these opportunities into cashes. The only saving grace is that only the top three paid so I may have missed money anyways, who knows. Then I busted out of the Sunday $750k with KK against JJ. Flop was QJ9 rainbow and he re-re-raised me all-in. I should have folded but I had made an impulse call that was horrendous. Then I played the $55 rebuy for the 20k guaranteed and busted out in 21st when 18 pay. I only bought in once so it was decent for me to make it that far and I was the short stack when I busted with QJ pushing in late position. I was in decent shape when A2 called but I missed.

I'll post some screen shots and my results are at the bottom of this thread for your ridicule. I'm trying to get a check from Full Tilt for 3k but they are declining me for an unknown reason (saying my info doesn't match...I checked and it does).

This was the first guy I played in head's up (HU) $5/10 NL on Friday night when I was drunk. I got the best of him but I'm sure he's a good player. He was laughing at me cuz I took like three bathroom breaks.



I also played this guy head's up at least three times over the weekend in $5/10. When i play head's up, I usually go for about 1-2 hours and this guy informed me that even an hour of play is considered a "hit and run" so I stopped playing him because I didn't want to have poor etiquette if I quit after an hour. Eh.



Here's a hand against a guy from FCP named "Jordan" who is a very successful and good HU player. I honestly just wanted to play him for a minute to make sure I'm not an absolute donk. First he stacked me on this hand, but I quickly stacked him back when he flopped the nuts with JQ and I held 7-8 on a 8-9-T board. I had him on overs (I was right? llol) and called his push on the flop. Stupid me. Anyways, I was glad I played with him and came out slightly ahead when he had to leave to focus on his nemesis lol.



This last picture is fun. I was playing a $5/10 9-handed game and Ferguson was in the game (working on his 10k goal?) and I busted him. He was short stacked in the big blind with about $150. I open-raised on the button with 88. I guess he thought I was trying to steal because he pushed with A5 off-suit. He actually hit the ace on the turn but I hit the one-card straight on the river. Ship it Jesus!



9.07.08
- $2/4 NL 6-handed (9:30PM- ) in $800/out $423.50
- $5/10 NL 6-handed (11:11PM - ) in $1k/ out $535.75
- $5/10 HU vs. PimpKane (3:00AM - ) in $1k/ out $2378


9.08.07
- $1/2 NL 6-handed (10:45AM - ) in $400/ out $0
- $2/4 NL 9-handed in $200/out $0
- $2/4 NL HU vs. gotpunk in $400/out $466.60
- $5/10 NL HU vs. tdogg99 in $1k/out $2935
- $3/6 NL HU vs. GIFT_4_YOU in $600/out $819

9.09.07
- $1/2 NL HU vs. GoldenIP in $200/out $280
- $2/4 NL HU vs. pokerPIMP_5 in $400/out $558.50
- -$535 Aussie Millions Satellite
- $2/4 NL 6-handed in $400/out $561
- $2/4 NL HU vs. JhGk in $400/out $550
- $3/6 NL 6-handed in $600/out $901
- -$216 750k guaranteed
- $5/10 NL HU vs. Tdogg99 in $1k/out $2091
- $5/10 NL 6-handed in $1k/out $725
- $5/10 NL HU Vs. Tdogg99 in $1k/out $900
- $5/10 NL 6-handed in $1k/out $460
- $5/10 NL 9-handed (Jesus) in $1k/out $163.50
- $1/2 NL HU vs. Poopscum in $200/out $160
- $2/4 NL HU vs. Frenchie64 in $400/out $0
- $20k rebuy (-$55)

So it was a fun weekend and somewhat profitable but now I'm mad that I can't get a check, hopefully I'll figure it out.

Last night I won $104 playing $1/2 HU.

Today, was bad. I went to play at lunch at the internet cafe across the street. Me being an idiot, I didn't realize that when there's 25 people on the same wireless network, the net fcks up. So my net was freezing every other hand, which put me on tilt and I shipped $500+ to some kid that was going to his college class in five minuts. His name was like Rikjamesb1atch or something and he was actually a good player, I was just tilted because of my net connection, which sucked.

So I'm not sure what my account is looking like right now do to the horrible play at lunch and the possible check being sent out. If my check goes out, I'm going to have to get on the .5/$1 and SnG grind again.

Peace. (BTW this is post 99)